Birthdays r just another day for you to find one more wrinkle

Another year older one more wrinkle oh look I found a dimple sadly its on my ass I don't care how much you work out how much you spend on wrinkle creams you cant slow down the signs of ageing.I believe that when my cute adorable children became teenagers my looks quickly began to fade.Of course I realized that things were going to sag and droop but whats up with the bingo arms ?It just seems so sad that I cant stop it .Maybe if I had my own personal makeup artist,or some magical way to airbrush away all of my flaws!But honestly we all must do this ageing thing.So chalk up one more year,one more wrinkle,one more damn dimple maybe by next year I can make a minature golf course outta my ass and use my crows feet as a roadmap.and my flabby back arms as sales on my new boat.