I just don't understand today's youth.I mean i realize its a generational thing.And that we aren't suppose to understand them.But I coming from a very laid back upbringing should be able to get these kids to come to some sort of compromise with each other.they scream they fight they throw things they argue with me about who should go to their room who should shut the fuck up leave each other alone its like www 3 at my house 24-7 and I get no relief and no help from the person who is suppose to be helping me raise these kids.i feel like climbing under a rock and staying there.I know that parents are suppose to love their children unconditionally but do we have to like them as well.ts not my fault they are growing up to be snotty ingrates that nobody will want to be around .i don't even remember fighting this much with my own sister it really does disturb me.I don't like feeling like this about my own children but I cant stand them.

Birthdays r just another day for you to find one more wrinkle

Another year older one more wrinkle oh look I found a dimple sadly its on my ass I don't care how much you work out how much you spend on wrinkle creams you cant slow down the signs of ageing.I believe that when my cute adorable children became teenagers my looks quickly began to fade.Of course I realized that things were going to sag and droop but whats up with the bingo arms ?It just seems so sad that I cant stop it .Maybe if I had my own personal makeup artist,or some magical way to airbrush away all of my flaws!But honestly we all must do this ageing thing.So chalk up one more year,one more wrinkle,one more damn dimple maybe by next year I can make a minature golf course outta my ass and use my crows feet as a roadmap.and my flabby back arms as sales on my new boat.

OMG what a train wreck

These last 2 weeks have been total hell moving my house( literally)watching some drunk moron ruin my water line ,my roof collapse ,my internet and my cable get ripped outta the ground old,old people everywhere who dont seem to understand that we live in the freaking boonies and u cant just call someone to come fix it cause certain services are not available here and why dont you do this and why didnt you say so before,blah blah blah ,My 15 yr old son was the only one who made sense just let them do it mom you cant tell them anything their gonna do exactly what you dont want because you told them what you want.What ever people seem to be exstremely stupid here in the great southeast.I do think that the only reason that I stay here is because i feel like a real genius:)Honestly though the having to constantly explain my every move and ,my every action is ridiculous.I dont owe anyone an explanation I want my shit put back right like it was before not when you feel like it or just because you think I dont need something.I will not allow people to treat me like a third class citzian just because i am a forginer to their state.So what if I am from California not from Louisiana.I am not trash,I am not a freak,I am a normal human being probably alot smarter than these coonass backwards inbred cajun fucks!